Enlightenment!

A new day dawns in America. Donald Trump has been sworn in as our 45th president. But as Voltaire famously said in his satirical masterpiece Candide, 

“We must cultivate our gardens.”


I’m on it, Francois:

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I regret to inform…

Dear Mr. Trump, It is with my utmost sincerest apologies that I compose this letter. Unfortunately, I will be unable to attend/perform at your inauguration tomorrow. I know you dearly looked forward to my french horn rendition of the “Star Spangled Banner,” but I am sadly preoccupied taking my AP European History midterm exam. Do […]

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So here we are…

Eeeep. So this is it. The long awaited election post. Honestly, I’ve been putting off this analysis: it’s just too depressing. There’s a lot of things we could talk about from Putin literally rigging the election, to why Trump is unfit to be Commander in Chief, but I’m not even going to go there right […]

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Oh Happy Day

Hello friends and Happy New Year! I know it’s been awhile since I’ve posted on this blog, and I’m sure you all missed me very much 😉 College apps have been very time consuming, and senior year is a lil rough. But never fear! I have new years resolutioned to blog once a week, which means […]

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